1 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:08,170 Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa -la -la -la -la, la -la -la -la, toot 2 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:11,010 -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot 3 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:16,950 -toot -toot -toot -toot. 4 00:00:20,950 --> 00:00:21,948 Hiya, honey. 5 00:00:21,950 --> 00:00:23,230 Hi. Great news. 6 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:28,610 You sprang for those terribly impractical, way too exquisite... 7 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:33,640 Mm, no. 8 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:39,960 You see, Lieutenant Thornton has some land up in Wisconsin with evergreen 9 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,959 on it. 10 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:45,080 So? So, he said I could go up there and cut down any tree I want. 11 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:49,160 Why don't you just go down to the corner lot and buy a tree like we do every 12 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:54,600 year? Because, Harriet, those trees are not for free. 13 00:00:57,420 --> 00:00:58,460 Oh, Carl. 14 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:15,540 How would you like to go to the forest with me and cut down our own Christmas 15 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:16,540 tree? Hmm. 16 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:17,840 Sounds like fun. 17 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:20,100 Oh, I'm available to go. 18 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:24,360 You know, this year, the Winslow men are going to start a new family tradition. 19 00:01:24,820 --> 00:01:25,820 Hmm. Oh. 20 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,680 I wish I were a Winslow man. 21 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:33,220 Too bad I'm just an uncle. 22 00:01:57,580 --> 00:02:01,280 of christmas eve well i can't do it then i'm playing santa claus at the 23 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:05,400 children's hospital can't we do it another day oh but son that's my only 24 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:46,960 about this one? 25 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:48,980 Eh, too scrawny. 26 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:52,140 All right. 27 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,440 How about this one? 28 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:33,370 mind you that we are in the middle of nowhere and I am holding an axe. 29 00:03:43,530 --> 00:03:44,529 Hey, Laura. 30 00:03:44,530 --> 00:03:45,530 Hey. 31 00:03:46,090 --> 00:03:47,430 Hey, who's that present for? 32 00:03:47,730 --> 00:03:50,290 You. I actually got you what you wanted. Really? 33 00:03:50,670 --> 00:03:53,450 Hey, how'd you fit a motorcycle in that little box? 34 00:04:08,769 --> 00:04:09,810 Merry Christmas, Laura. 35 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:14,930 Eddie. 36 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:17,350 What's happening, man? You got it, you got it. 37 00:04:17,709 --> 00:04:19,310 What's up, Curtis? Happen to cool you? 38 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:21,990 Uh, I am now. 39 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:23,470 Merry Christmas, Laura. 40 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:25,970 Oh, Curtis, you shouldn't have. 41 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:27,790 But she's glad you did. 42 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:33,050 Oh, um, here, Curtis. 43 00:04:34,050 --> 00:04:35,050 This is for you. 44 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:41,840 You know, you're right, Eddie. We do. 45 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,300 You do what? 46 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,320 I want to be alone. 47 00:04:46,180 --> 00:04:47,180 Hey, I'm going. 48 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,400 Watch your hand. Yeah, okay. 49 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:51,760 Now, go ahead. Open your gift. 50 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:55,500 Oh, 51 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:02,060 a charm bracelet. 52 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:04,660 Thank you, Curtis. It's beautiful. 53 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,280 So are you. 54 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:07,980 Merry Christmas, baby. 55 00:05:12,510 --> 00:05:13,510 Mrs. Winslow. 56 00:05:15,290 --> 00:05:16,290 Hey, Ma. 57 00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:19,350 We were, uh, you know, just exchanging gifts. 58 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:22,610 Yeah, right. 59 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:26,650 Curtis, I need to talk with Laura for a second. Yes, ma 'am. 60 00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:30,210 What's up? 61 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:31,930 You've got a big problem. 62 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:33,530 Stefan's in the kitchen. 63 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:34,670 Oh, no. 64 00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:43,660 I'll try. 65 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:50,960 Gosh, Curtis, it was sure a great seeing you. 66 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:55,360 Am I leaving? Oh, you are. I'm sorry. I wish you could have stayed long. But I 67 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,880 haven't opened your gift to me yet. Child, it's a leather belt. 68 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:01,980 Hey, 69 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:03,620 baby. 70 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,600 It's Navidad, mi amor. 71 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:15,030 What are we, Amish? 72 00:06:24,850 --> 00:06:25,990 Exchanging gifts again, Laura? 73 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:30,030 Well, you know, tis the season for giving. 74 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:50,360 Steve, Steve, Steve. 75 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:54,320 Can I speak to you for a second? 76 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,560 Sure thing. 77 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,840 Just please hurry up. 78 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,320 Thank you. 79 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:08,790 car's through this way. 80 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:10,890 I beg to differ, big guy. 81 00:09:11,090 --> 00:09:12,610 I think it's that -a -way. 82 00:09:12,930 --> 00:09:15,010 Well, look, we better find it sooner, because I'm freezing. 83 00:09:15,610 --> 00:09:16,610 Me, too. 84 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,530 Why, my nipples are so cold, you can hang a picture on them. 85 00:09:27,190 --> 00:09:29,870 Hey, isn't that your scarf? 86 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:50,960 this time, we have been going around in circles. 87 00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:53,160 Now we're just right back where we started. 88 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:55,180 Oh, my God. 89 00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:57,820 I think we're lost. 90 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,080 Hey, Ma. Hi, hon. 91 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:13,420 Have fun? 92 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,800 Oh, yeah. 93 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:19,820 Stefan is so smooth on the eyes. He does the most amazing figure eight. Oh, a 94 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,040 lot of people can do those. 95 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,280 And Roman numerals. 96 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,360 Hey, that is smooth. 97 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:28,060 Oh, honey, while you were gone, Curtis called. 98 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,680 Oh, Ma, you didn't tell him where I was, did you? Ah, you're safe. 99 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Okay, good. 100 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:39,980 Laura, I don't mean to be the meddling mom, but... But I'm so good at it. 101 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:42,540 All right, let's hear it. 102 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:46,000 I'm concerned about what I saw this afternoon with Stefan and Curtis. 103 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,620 Oh, Ma, don't worry. I'm handling it. 104 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:49,940 I'm not gonna get hurt. 105 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,680 It's not you I'm worried about. 106 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:54,580 What do you mean? 107 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,700 Laura, one minute you were kissing Curtis, and then the next minute you 108 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,700 kissing Stefan. 109 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:05,540 Ma, the holidays are just a very hectic time for me. 110 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:11,320 Laura, are you being honest with these guys? 111 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,380 Have you told them about each other? 112 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:19,260 You know, well, actually, I'm, you know, operating on a need -to -know basis. 113 00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:23,700 Well, I think they need to know. 114 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:26,800 Look, Ma, I'm going to deal with this. Just not right now, okay? 115 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:28,900 I'm just waiting for the right moment. 116 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:34,780 Honey, I never told you this, but when I met your father, I was dating someone 117 00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:35,780 else at the time. 118 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:36,880 Oh, Ma, spill it. 119 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,920 His name was Darryl. Oh, was he cute? 120 00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:42,290 Oh, yeah. 121 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:43,530 So what happened? 122 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:49,510 Well, I met your father, and he completely swept me off my feet. 123 00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:52,950 On our third date, I was picking our china patterns. 124 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,550 So you broke it off with Daryl? 125 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:57,110 Well, that's the point. 126 00:11:57,610 --> 00:12:01,710 I kept meaning to, but I never could seem to find the right time. 127 00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:07,130 And then one evening, your father was kissing me goodnight, and Daryl came 128 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:08,410 strolling up the sidewalk. 129 00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:10,390 What did you do? 130 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:12,870 I accidentally bit your father's lip. 131 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:15,850 What did Daryl do? 132 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:20,930 He looked at me for a moment and then just walked away. 133 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:24,090 I'll never forget the hurt in his eyes. 134 00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:32,370 I wanted to explain to him, but he wouldn't see me. 135 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:34,430 Wouldn't even talk to me. 136 00:12:45,479 --> 00:12:46,479 Steve. 137 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,680 I got to stop and rest a while. 138 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:50,900 But the car. 139 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:52,260 Steve. 140 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,500 It's dark. I'm freezing. 141 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:58,360 And the only way we're going to survive is if we stop and build a fire. 142 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:05,440 You know, back in the old pioneer days, a man would cut open a large animal and 143 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,880 crawl inside to stay warm. 144 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:13,520 Steve, do you see a large enough animal for us to crawl inside of? 145 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:24,180 me thinking of myself. 146 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:27,020 Look, get wood. 147 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,100 You know, I'll go get some wood. Yeah. 148 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:49,420 Oh, good, good, good. Oh, the fire. 149 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,840 Hey, didn't you say you had some matches? 150 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,330 Yep. Right here in my trusty Urkel survival belt. 151 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:01,010 Let's see. I've got a Swiss Army knife. 152 00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:02,929 Sewing kit. 153 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:03,930 Moist towel. 154 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,440 Hey, Stephon! 155 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:30,000 Nice try, Freddy. Maybe next year. 156 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,800 Hey, Curtis. 157 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:34,900 Man, get out of my face. 158 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,160 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 159 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:43,660 Whatever happened to Tiz this season to be jolly? Get your hands off of me. 160 00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:49,530 You got something you want to say to me? 161 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:50,890 Yeah. 162 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:55,050 Well, let's hear it. Me and Laura had a good thing going, but she just told me 163 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,530 it's over because of you. 164 00:15:58,430 --> 00:15:59,430 Wait a minute. 165 00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:01,990 You were messing with my girl while I was in Paris? 166 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:06,530 No. I sure tried, but she always turned me down. 167 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:09,250 Well, I can't say I'm sorry, bro. 168 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,250 Okay, fine. 169 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:13,530 You won. 170 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:17,810 But if you ever hurt Laura in any way... 171 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,120 You and me are going to throw down. 172 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,100 Understood. 173 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,720 But just so you know, that's never going to happen. 174 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,040 What? The fire's almost burned out. 175 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,380 I know, Steve. 176 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:12,560 Just in case we don't make it through the night, 177 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,160 there's something I'd like to say. 178 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,859 What is it, Steve? 179 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:24,579 There's nobody I respect and admire more in this entire world than you. 180 00:17:27,859 --> 00:17:30,000 You're the fire. The finest man I've ever known. 181 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,280 You really feel that way? 182 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:37,340 I sure do. 183 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,540 Even the way I yell and scream at you all the time? 184 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:46,680 Well, I'd say you've been pretty patient with me over the years. 185 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:55,240 You know, Steve, all the arguments we've had in the past... 186 00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,990 I really don't seem that important anymore. 187 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:06,430 Why don't we start over? 188 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,870 Let's wipe the slate clean. 189 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,250 I like this. 190 00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:14,910 A fresh start. 191 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:22,830 Hey, 192 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,049 Carl, look. 193 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:27,050 What? 194 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:33,180 So? So, I can use the stars to guide us back to the car. 195 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,620 That's the Big Dipper. 196 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,860 So that's the North Star. 197 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,020 Which means that direction is east. 198 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,580 And the car is that -a -way. 199 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,420 All right. 200 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:54,380 We're so lucky it cleared up. 201 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,720 It wasn't luck, Carl. 202 00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:59,510 Christmas miracle. 203 00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,570 Courtesy of the big, big guy. 204 00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:07,590 Amen to that. 205 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:19,850 Okay, is everybody ready? 206 00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:21,170 Ready. 207 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,700 Carl, this tree is beautiful. 208 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,260 I think it's the prettiest tree we've ever had. 209 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:34,160 Richie and 3J are going to flip when they see this in the morning. 210 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:39,000 Well, I'll just leave this sandwich out for Santa. Then we'll hit the sack. 211 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:44,600 Oh, Christmas tree. Oh, Christmas tree. 212 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,000 How lovely are your branches. 213 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:55,980 Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree, how lovely are your branches. 214 00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:03,080 Your branches were green in summer's glow, and then they're fading with 215 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,080 the snow. 216 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,460 Oh, Christmas tree, oh. 217 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,370 Thank you. 218 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,840 It's the conclusion to the epic Mirror Universe story as Archer attempts to use 219 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,500 the Defiant to conquer the Duran Empire on an all -new Star Trek Enterprise.